CLASSIC JAYNE: Coffee Shops

I'm not big on coffee shops. I've always hated Starbucks and its monopolization of the coffee industry. I mean, I've always hated coffee itself, so I'd only order smoothies and Passion Tea Lemonades anyway.  Then I went to Dagny's right around the corner from Spotlight. It's totally awesome, and the smell isn't overwhelming. They have so many options besides coffee. It made me smile. And some lesbian-looking musician started singing about "Dogs Deserve Better" and I was like, "Sure, but could you stop singing about it?" I was with Michael Mejia at the time, and he's pretty much my gay idol. Not, like, my idol for gayness, but like my idol who is gay. He's as wonderful as Dagny's but I don't think we mesh all too well. He doesn't seem particularly fond of me, but I still look up to him. He's a great writer and an amazing actor. And he sings pretty! He's like the gay version of me with big tanates (not that I'd know if you're taking that in the literal sense). Yeah. Bet you didn't see Spanish coming, did you? Well, take THAT. And goodnight.